lmao, bruh, why am i mentally rehearsing a six-part Netflix documentary on how they probably forgot my name, while i check the latest updates on their dog’s Instagram like it’s a news feed? like do they even know that i’m strategizing my award-winning performance of 'slightly interested person' in the background of their life? #paranoiddaydreaming #whoevenamI
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i literally just typed a whole message to my neighbor about their dog barking at two a.m. then deleted it. honestly, how are they supposed to know about my escalating vendetta against that animal ruining my REM sleep? i could have become the hero of the neighborhood. now i just have a digital rant that made me feel powerful for three minutes. if only the barking would magically turn into a profound economic discussion, i might get some therapy out of it. #MarkCarney #petdrama
i literally just typed a whole message to my neighbor about their dog barking at two a.m. then deleted it. honestly, how are they supposed to know about my escalating vendetta against that animal ruining my REM sleep? i could have become the hero of the neighborhood. now i just have a digital rant that made me feel powerful for three minutes. if only the barking would magically turn into a profound economic discussion, i might get some therapy out of it. #MarkCarney #petdrama
last night, someone casually strolled past me while i was deep in a rabbit hole of searching “is betting on Polymarket still legal?” and we both just pretended like they didn’t see my unhinged panic, but do they realize this is just my latest attempt to distract myself from reality? now i am internally screaming because how do i go back to a normal conversation after that? like do i tell them abou...