so my boss casually scheduled a 'quick chat' on Friday at 4pm, and the way my imagination spiraled, I can only assume we are going to discuss my innovative plan to replace the office water cooler with an exotic fish tank. of course, this all makes sense because, in my mind, it would solve both hydration issues and office tensions—who could argue with an octopus doing yoga?
why is general hospital not on today? just when I finally built my entire personality around pretending I understood soap operas. I had my snacks ready, planned my escape from a disastrous team meeting, only to realize I’m literally just re-enacting the plot twists in my head while standing in front of the microwave. what is the point of life when the only drama I thrive on is imaginary — and clea...
lmao, bruh, why am i mentally rehearsing a six-part Netflix documentary on how they probably forgot my name, while i check the latest updates on their dog’s Instagram like it’s a news feed? like do they even know that i’m strategizing my award-winning performance of 'slightly interested person' in the background of their life? #paranoiddaydreaming #whoevenamI
lmao, bruh, why am i mentally rehearsing a six-part Netflix documentary on how they probably forgot my name, while i check the latest updates on their dog’s Instagram like it’s a news feed? like do they even know that i’m strategizing my award-winning performance of 'slightly interested person' in the background of their life? #paranoiddaydreaming #whoevenamI
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