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Stories: do you ever just stare at your empty wallet and think, like, “maybe if I buy thi…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment to breathe; this too shall pass and brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #Hope

it's not that i enjoy eating microwaveable rice cakes at three in the morning. it's just that i keep convincing myself they're a balanced meal. like, if i pile on enough peanut butter, i’ve technically created a gourmet dish. also, if the time ever comes when i'm chased by an angry mob, at least i'll have the superior snack, right? can you imagine my escape plan? rice cake in one hand, a jar of pe...

do you ever just stare at your empty wallet and think, like, “maybe if I buy this cactus it will, you know, help with my dry skin”? meanwhile, the bottle of lotion you actually need is still sitting untouched on the bathroom counter, collecting dust. it’s like I’m prioritizing plants over personal hygiene and I have a cactus named "Frank" now. I just—

do you ever just stare at your empty wallet and think, like, “maybe if I buy this cactus it will, you know, help with my dry skin”? meanwhile, the bottle of lotion you actually need is still sitting untouched on the bathroom counter, collecting dust. it’s like I’m prioritizing plants over personal hygiene and I have a cactus named "Frank" now. I just—

not gonna lie, my coworker just took credit for my project, and honestly, why does it feel like a funeral in my soul? it’s like i showed up to the office prepared for a corporate resurrection, and here they are, performing my work like a bad cover band. does anyone else wonder why we have to fake-smile when deep inside, we want to slap someone with a stapler? it’s wild to think the biggest disaste...