it's not that i enjoy eating microwaveable rice cakes at three in the morning. it's just that i keep convincing myself they're a balanced meal. like, if i pile on enough peanut butter, i’ve technically created a gourmet dish. also, if the time ever comes when i'm chased by an angry mob, at least i'll have the superior snack, right? can you imagine my escape plan? rice cake in one hand, a jar of pe...
do you ever just stare at your empty wallet and think, like, “maybe if I buy this cactus it will, you know, help with my dry skin”? meanwhile, the bottle of lotion you actually need is still sitting untouched on the bathroom counter, collecting dust. it’s like I’m prioritizing plants over personal hygiene and I have a cactus named "Frank" now. I just—
not gonna lie, my coworker just took credit for my project, and honestly, why does it feel like a funeral in my soul? it’s like i showed up to the office prepared for a corporate resurrection, and here they are, performing my work like a bad cover band. does anyone else wonder why we have to fake-smile when deep inside, we want to slap someone with a stapler? it’s wild to think the biggest disaster today wasn't just their audacity, but how the shares of my sanity just plummeted, like those union bank stocks. now i’m contemplating my life choices like they’re about to be scrutinized in a business meeting. #UnionBankShare #workdrama
not gonna lie, my coworker just took credit for my project, and honestly, why does it feel like a funeral in my soul? it’s like i showed up to the office prepared for a corporate resurrection, and here they are, performing my work like a bad cover band. does anyone else wonder why we have to fake-smile when deep inside, we want to slap someone with a stapler? it’s wild to think the biggest disaster today wasn't just their audacity, but how the shares of my sanity just plummeted, like those union bank stocks. now i’m contemplating my life choices like they’re about to be scrutinized in a business meeting. #UnionBankShare #workdrama
what is it about climate activism making me reflect on the fact that my boss just “voted” for casual Fridays while expecting us to do overtime on Mondays – like how do i process THAT betrayal, yet here i am googling “how to become a climate activist” because if i can’t fix my own work-life balance maybe i can save the planet instead – while planning how to present my case for sustainable office sn...