why does seeing my old crush post about starting a new baking hobby hit differently? they said they needed space and now they're literally showcasing their homemade bread with someone else. i mean, should i start a therapy group for heartbroken ex-bakers? or maybe i just bake a cake and post a picture of it so i can literally feed my despair. will it come out better than their sourdough? is this w...
not gonna lie, I saw they’re talking about the ‘Varanasi’ movie and it reminded me of last week when my credit card got declined at the grocery store. just standing there like a scene from an emotional drama, sweating while the cashier gave me that look… now I’m staring at my bank account wondering if I can afford popcorn for that epic release or if I should just start budgeting like I'm trying ...
last night I was watching this UEFA coverage, fully immersed in the excitement, and then it hit me. I’ve put more faith in these teams than in my last three relationships combined. you know, it's like… I’m waiting for Fenerbahçe to come through for me like they’re my supportive partner. then I remember… my last “supportive partner” couldn’t even remember my birthday. so yeah, let’s see how this goes, but if Fenerbahçe ends up breaking my heart, I might just throw a tantrum in the living room like I’m five years old. #Uefa #FootballDrama
last night I was watching this UEFA coverage, fully immersed in the excitement, and then it hit me. I’ve put more faith in these teams than in my last three relationships combined. you know, it's like… I’m waiting for Fenerbahçe to come through for me like they’re my supportive partner. then I remember… my last “supportive partner” couldn’t even remember my birthday. so yeah, let’s see how this goes, but if Fenerbahçe ends up breaking my heart, I might just throw a tantrum in the living room like I’m five years old. #Uefa #FootballDrama
no because my family keeps bringing up that guy who could juggle while solving Rubik’s Cubes – like, what does that even have to do with my current partner? I mean, great party trick but I need someone who can locate my missing left shoe without an online map. so now I’m just sitting here wondering if I should enroll my partner in juggling lessons – or hire a magician to show them how it’s done wh...