not gonna lie, I saw they’re talking about the ‘Varanasi’ movie and it reminded me of last week when my credit card got declined at the grocery store. just standing there like a scene from an emotional drama, sweating while the cashier gave me that look… now I’m staring at my bank account wondering if I can afford popcorn for that epic release or if I should just start budgeting like I'm trying ...
last night I was watching this UEFA coverage, fully immersed in the excitement, and then it hit me. I’ve put more faith in these teams than in my last three relationships combined. you know, it's like… I’m waiting for Fenerbahçe to come through for me like they’re my supportive partner. then I remember… my last “supportive partner” couldn’t even remember my birthday. so yeah, let’s see how this go...
no because my family keeps bringing up that guy who could juggle while solving Rubik’s Cubes – like, what does that even have to do with my current partner? I mean, great party trick but I need someone who can locate my missing left shoe without an online map. so now I’m just sitting here wondering if I should enroll my partner in juggling lessons – or hire a magician to show them how it’s done while I subtly drop hints that I don't have a type... unless circus performers count.
no because my family keeps bringing up that guy who could juggle while solving Rubik’s Cubes – like, what does that even have to do with my current partner? I mean, great party trick but I need someone who can locate my missing left shoe without an online map. so now I’m just sitting here wondering if I should enroll my partner in juggling lessons – or hire a magician to show them how it’s done while I subtly drop hints that I don't have a type... unless circus performers count.
no, because who knew a life chasing passion would come with a side of anxiety and cereal for dinner? the other day, i cried over a spaghetti monster i attempted to create, wishing for my old desk job and a steady supply of snacks instead. like, WHY was i so convinced the universe needed another mediocre artist? #choosewisely #passionpain