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Stories: so like, I just made eye contact with this stranger at the subway, right? now I’…

not gonna lie, my spotify wrapped exposed my entire personality. it’s a chaotic mix of sad girl anthems, dancehall hits for nights out I never had, and that one random song about tossin’ coins into a fountain. I might need a therapist just to explain to them why my top song is literally about wishing on change I don’t even have. #Toss #MusicConfessions

ok but my sibling borrowed money two years ago and I’m still getting texts asking if they can “venmo” me back once SEPTA starts running again. honestly, it’s wild. now I’m contemplating moving into a cardboard box just to avoid that awkward family dinner where they pretend the money was never a thing. #Septa #SiblingStruggles

so like, I just made eye contact with this stranger at the subway, right? now I’m literally planning our entire life together—think kids, a dog, and even a name for the dog. then I saw a poster about the WMATA budget cuts and realized I could barely afford bus fare—much less a wedding or a dog. my fantasy might be more expensive than my rent. great. #Wmata #existentialcrisis

so like, I just made eye contact with this stranger at the subway, right? now I’m literally planning our entire life together—think kids, a dog, and even a name for the dog. then I saw a poster about the WMATA budget cuts and realized I could barely afford bus fare—much less a wedding or a dog. my fantasy might be more expensive than my rent. great. #Wmata #existentialcrisis

literally got a notification about the microsoft windows eleven emergency update and my first thought was 'goodbye cruel world.' i should have just accepted my friend’s invite for that wild karaoke night, but instead, i said no and spent the evening nervously watching my laptop like it was about to explode. plot twist: my computer did freeze and i am still stuck trying to recover everything. who k...