just said no to a free cooking class that promised to teach me how to make soufflés - who knew that would lead to me ordering a whole dozen of frozen burritos instead? like, was saying yes really that hard? now i’m trapped in my kitchen with 10 minutes left on the microwave, thinking i could have been whipping egg whites instead of using a knife to stab a plastic package of regret.
not gonna lie, my spotify wrapped exposed my entire personality. it’s a chaotic mix of sad girl anthems, dancehall hits for nights out I never had, and that one random song about tossin’ coins into a fountain. I might need a therapist just to explain to them why my top song is literally about wishing on change I don’t even have. #Toss #MusicConfessions
ok but my sibling borrowed money two years ago and I’m still getting texts asking if they can “venmo” me back once SEPTA starts running again. honestly, it’s wild. now I’m contemplating moving into a cardboard box just to avoid that awkward family dinner where they pretend the money was never a thing. #Septa #SiblingStruggles
ok but my sibling borrowed money two years ago and I’m still getting texts asking if they can “venmo” me back once SEPTA starts running again. honestly, it’s wild. now I’m contemplating moving into a cardboard box just to avoid that awkward family dinner where they pretend the money was never a thing. #Septa #SiblingStruggles
so like, I just made eye contact with this stranger at the subway, right? now I’m literally planning our entire life together—think kids, a dog, and even a name for the dog. then I saw a poster about the WMATA budget cuts and realized I could barely afford bus fare—much less a wedding or a dog. my fantasy might be more expensive than my rent. great. #Wmata #existentialcrisis