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Stories: so there i was at a funeral, and my estranged parent waltzes in like they're at …

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so i accidentally texted my sponsor "just relapsed, want to celebrate?" instead of my friend and now i am just sitting here wishing i could crawl under a rock or something but also it was kind of funny like i meant to say "send ice cream" ugh

so there i was at a funeral, and my estranged parent waltzes in like they're at a family reunion, hugs all around while i’m just standing there wondering if i should ask for a receipt for the emotional baggage. like, does this come with a warranty or do i just get to carry this nonsense forever?

so there i was at a funeral, and my estranged parent waltzes in like they're at a family reunion, hugs all around while i’m just standing there wondering if i should ask for a receipt for the emotional baggage. like, does this come with a warranty or do i just get to carry this nonsense forever?

literally sat on my couch scrolling through my contacts for like an hour just feeling this empty space where my best friend used to be, yaar, matlab samjho na, kisi ko samjhne ki zarurat hai and koi nahi hai, just silence.