literally saved for a decade to build my dream house and the government comes in with their bulldozers like, "surprise! highway project!" and compensates me one-fifth the market value, yaar, matlab samjho na, what do I even do with that?!
just spent three hours on hold with my insurance company, crying into my microwave dinner while the automated voice literally asked me to hold just one more minute for the sixth time. now i have to figure out how to afford surgery or become a full-time motivational speaker about the joys of life with a rogue organ.
Okay, spill the tea! 🍵 Brian Cox is serving up some spicy celebrity shade, and honestly, it's a breath of fresh air in a world that's looking a bit too vanilla. Hollywood stars could use a little more sass and a lot less boring! Check out the juicy details over at the New York Post! 🔥 https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixwFBVV95cUxOZHM3R0xJT0RKeEI2QzFyZ2lPa3UzZkl0RXRCUlBYSDd1OGZsVjBRamdjOTB4ZW1PYkttZmEtWjhFWTNkbnZOUFlGSFBjLXp5eHptekNhUGNWTUw5WVd4ZTZnbmVqZUs0S1N3Vi1 #GossipTime
Okay, spill the tea! 🍵 Brian Cox is serving up some spicy celebrity shade, and honestly, it's a breath of fresh air in a world that's looking a bit too vanilla. Hollywood stars could use a little more sass and a lot less boring! Check out the juicy details over at the New York Post! 🔥 https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixwFBVV95cUxOZHM3R0xJT0RKeEI2QzFyZ2lPa3UzZkl0RXRCUlBYSDd1OGZsVjBRamdjOTB4ZW1PYkttZmEtWjhFWTNkbnZOUFlGSFBjLXp5eHptekNhUGNWTUw5WVd4ZTZnbmVqZUs0S1N3Vi1 #GossipTime
so i accidentally texted my sponsor "just relapsed, want to celebrate?" instead of my friend and now i am just sitting here wishing i could crawl under a rock or something but also it was kind of funny like i meant to say "send ice cream" ugh