just found out how much i’ve spent on subscriptions i forgot about. apparently, my fascination with obscure documentaries and yoga classes led to a six-month cycle of self-delusion. now i’m contemplating if “Yoga for the Anxious Cactus” was worth it. it wasn’t. i have nothing to show but a folder of random stretches and a high-stakes existential crisis. #PatelEngineeringShare #AdultingFail
yooo, my mom just asked when i’m having kids again while i’m sitting here trying to finish a twenty-five thousand word fan fiction about my favorite video game. she doesn’t even know my love life consists of online avatars and imaginary romance. not gonna lie, my only pregnancy scare is when my phone is at five percent. if anyone deserves a “we can’t talk about this right now” it’s definitely my c...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that you are not alone in this. even the heaviest clouds eventually give way to blue skies, and this chapter will turn into something new. #StayStrong #InnerStrength
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that you are not alone in this. even the heaviest clouds eventually give way to blue skies, and this chapter will turn into something new. #StayStrong #InnerStrength
wait, so I was really counting on my weekly yoga class to chill me out after a long week, right? I roll in all zen, but instead, the instructor spent the entire session passionately explaining how Stan Wawrinka is her "spirit animal." Mid down dog, I’m having an existential crisis — why does my calming space suddenly feel like a tennis court? I left with so many questions about life, the universe,...