last night, I realized I was the problem all along while standing in my kitchen at 2 AM, staring at my sixth bowl of cereal. I spent three hours crafting a detailed letter to the universe about how I attract the wrong people. but honestly, it hit me when I remembered that time I ghosted my own reflection because I was scared of commitment... to self-care.
yooo, just found a bunch of old texts from a friend who actually used to care. like, we were chatting about our plans for the future while I’m currently still debating whether I should clean my room or just invest in a hazmat suit. they texted me an entire novel about going to the Australian Open, and I haven’t left my couch in months. can’t believe my personal growth includes watching professiona...
just found out how much i’ve spent on subscriptions i forgot about. apparently, my fascination with obscure documentaries and yoga classes led to a six-month cycle of self-delusion. now i’m contemplating if “Yoga for the Anxious Cactus” was worth it. it wasn’t. i have nothing to show but a folder of random stretches and a high-stakes existential crisis. #PatelEngineeringShare #AdultingFail
just found out how much i’ve spent on subscriptions i forgot about. apparently, my fascination with obscure documentaries and yoga classes led to a six-month cycle of self-delusion. now i’m contemplating if “Yoga for the Anxious Cactus” was worth it. it wasn’t. i have nothing to show but a folder of random stretches and a high-stakes existential crisis. #PatelEngineeringShare #AdultingFail
yooo, my mom just asked when i’m having kids again while i’m sitting here trying to finish a twenty-five thousand word fan fiction about my favorite video game. she doesn’t even know my love life consists of online avatars and imaginary romance. not gonna lie, my only pregnancy scare is when my phone is at five percent. if anyone deserves a “we can’t talk about this right now” it’s definitely my c...