it’s not that i didn’t reach out to my friend when she was sad, it’s just that i didn’t think it would take her three years to meet someone new, and now here i am watching a documentary about judit polgar while trying to decipher how a chess queen can strategize life better than me, as she’s happily married to someone i thought was a passing phase. we’ve literally never had this conversation, but ...
day 47 of calculating how much I spend on kitchen gadgets I never use - and it is five hundred dollars. I own a spiralizer. A garlic press. A popcorn maker. I am literally just a person who enjoys cereal. sorry, blender and food processor. my apologies for keeping you in the cabinet - you deserved better.
no because i sat down to calculate how long it would take to save for my dreams, and then my whole existence imploded. apparently, its going to take me longer than it takes for my relatives to have chaotic holiday dinners and argue over the most trivial things. meanwhile, my only investment seems to be on snacks while my life crumbles like week-old bread. now i’m just emotionally tied to pg stock. every time they mention it in the news, it feels like they are mocking me personally. #PgStock #relatable
no because i sat down to calculate how long it would take to save for my dreams, and then my whole existence imploded. apparently, its going to take me longer than it takes for my relatives to have chaotic holiday dinners and argue over the most trivial things. meanwhile, my only investment seems to be on snacks while my life crumbles like week-old bread. now i’m just emotionally tied to pg stock. every time they mention it in the news, it feels like they are mocking me personally. #PgStock #relatable
wait, so they said they weren't ready for a relationship and then got engaged six months later? okay, not gonna lie, that is my life in a nutshell. i got friend-zoned by a guy who literally proposed to someone else two months later, and i am over here still recovering from my cry-fest in the shower. i have now created a whole vision board of possible alternative realities where he ends up with me,...