ever send a four paragraph breakup text, pouring your soul into each word, only to get a one-word reply that’s just ‘ok’? it’s like writing the entire screenplay for a movie and then the director says they just want a home video of a cat... i think i’m going to unfollow all my ex's plants now, they don’t need to thrive after that. #soulcrushing #writingisart
wait, my boss literally said "we're like family here" right before telling us no raises this year. so, does that mean we should expect birthday gifts that are just leftover donuts from the break room? great, at least my salary can finally join the other “dead weight” in the family. #CorporateLove #FamilyTies
the way that flash flood warnings are being sent while i'm out here triple texting my crush—like i'm already in a sea of emotions. considering faking my death just to avoid the shame of being that thirsty. is it too much to ask to feel like a cool, collected adult when my anxiety is trying to drown me like this storm? everything's literally collapsing, and my heart is like, "pick up the phone, dummy." #FlashFloodWarning #emotionaloverload
the way that flash flood warnings are being sent while i'm out here triple texting my crush—like i'm already in a sea of emotions. considering faking my death just to avoid the shame of being that thirsty. is it too much to ask to feel like a cool, collected adult when my anxiety is trying to drown me like this storm? everything's literally collapsing, and my heart is like, "pick up the phone, dummy." #FlashFloodWarning #emotionaloverload
last night, my situationship introduced me to his coworker as 'just a friend.' all the while, i was pretending we were building a life together at the Burj Khalifa. i have literally crafted a whole love story with skylines and impossible dreams while he called me 'a friend' in casual conversation. if my delusions had actual architecture, they would touch the clouds. time to face reality – i might ...