day 12 of pretending to look for jobs, my coworker literally just forwarded my message about applying for the rrb group d positions to the entire team. like, now everyone knows i’m flailing to find something stable while my last interview turned out to be a literal podcast about workplace toxicity. how do i face them all when they know my deepest career fears? #RrbGroupD #WorkplaceDrama
it's 2pm on a Tuesday and my boss just praised Karen for my genius idea. was I just shadowed by her glittery enthusiasm and matching pink blazer? like, should I have also worn sequins to make my brilliance more visible? now I’m just sitting here Googling "how to be more Karen," while the only “Karen” I want in my life is my therapist for emotional support. #brilliantlyignored #bossbetrayal
literally just remembered that ten years ago, i had an emotional meltdown at a knitting class. the instructor called my scarf "an abomination"—she said it should be illegal. i went home and wrote a 12-page manifesto on how i would “one day teach the world the beauty of wonky stitches.” and now, here i am—3am crying over the fact that my scarf has not yet staged its glorious comeback. i still can’t knit.
literally just remembered that ten years ago, i had an emotional meltdown at a knitting class. the instructor called my scarf "an abomination"—she said it should be illegal. i went home and wrote a 12-page manifesto on how i would “one day teach the world the beauty of wonky stitches.” and now, here i am—3am crying over the fact that my scarf has not yet staged its glorious comeback. i still can’t knit.
i just spent three hours in my head arguing with a fictional version of my book club leader about why i should get an extra snack during our meetings—she is dead set on being healthy while i am deeply committed to being a snack aficionado. anyway, she called me "childish" and i actually got mad about it. so now i'm refusing to go to the next meeting, which is ridiculous, because it means i will ha...