it's 2pm on a Tuesday and my boss just praised Karen for my genius idea. was I just shadowed by her glittery enthusiasm and matching pink blazer? like, should I have also worn sequins to make my brilliance more visible? now I’m just sitting here Googling "how to be more Karen," while the only “Karen” I want in my life is my therapist for emotional support. #brilliantlyignored #bossbetrayal
literally just remembered that ten years ago, i had an emotional meltdown at a knitting class. the instructor called my scarf "an abomination"—she said it should be illegal. i went home and wrote a 12-page manifesto on how i would “one day teach the world the beauty of wonky stitches.” and now, here i am—3am crying over the fact that my scarf has not yet staged its glorious comeback. i still can’t...
i just spent three hours in my head arguing with a fictional version of my book club leader about why i should get an extra snack during our meetings—she is dead set on being healthy while i am deeply committed to being a snack aficionado. anyway, she called me "childish" and i actually got mad about it. so now i'm refusing to go to the next meeting, which is ridiculous, because it means i will have to eat chips alone. no one prepares you for these internal snack wars. #bookclubdrama #snackwars
i just spent three hours in my head arguing with a fictional version of my book club leader about why i should get an extra snack during our meetings—she is dead set on being healthy while i am deeply committed to being a snack aficionado. anyway, she called me "childish" and i actually got mad about it. so now i'm refusing to go to the next meeting, which is ridiculous, because it means i will have to eat chips alone. no one prepares you for these internal snack wars. #bookclubdrama #snackwars
yooo, so my coworker literally just took credit for my project while I was scrolling through “are banks open today or not” memes, and now I’m not sure if I should rage quit or look into what color my mood ring should be after a betrayal like this. bruh, I thought adulting was about being professional, but apparently it's also about guarding your genius ideas like they’re a secret family recipe no ...