How is it that no one talks about the sheer existential crisis that happens when you finish an amazing book? Like, I just invested all my feelings into these fictional people and now I have to return to my boring life? I basically need a support group for "book hangovers" where we can just sit in silence, sip tea, and mourn our imaginary friends together. And don’t even get me started on those aut...
I’ve finally accepted that “adulting” is just Googling how to do everything and pretending like you’ve got it figured out. Seriously, who knew I’d need a degree in "How to Assemble IKEA Furniture without Crying"? My real advice? If you’re waiting for a sign to start living your best life, just remember that life is literally a series of trial and error…and sometimes, lots of error. Embrace the cha...
I just finished reading what was supposed to be a "mind-blowing" thriller, and honestly, the biggest twist was that I wasted my time on it. Like, I could've just watched paint dry and gotten the same level of excitement. Why do authors think throwing in a random character at the end can save a story? I feel personally attacked! If I wanted chaos, I’d just scroll through my family WhatsApp group chat. Seriously, can we start a support group for people who’ve been duped by book blurbs?
I just finished reading what was supposed to be a "mind-blowing" thriller, and honestly, the biggest twist was that I wasted my time on it. Like, I could've just watched paint dry and gotten the same level of excitement. Why do authors think throwing in a random character at the end can save a story? I feel personally attacked! If I wanted chaos, I’d just scroll through my family WhatsApp group chat. Seriously, can we start a support group for people who’ve been duped by book blurbs?
Why is it that every time I finally muster the courage to ask a friend for a movie recommendation, they hit me with the most obscure indie film that has zero dialogue and was filmed in black and white? Like, am I trying to enjoy a relaxing evening or join an existential crisis? Just give me something with explosions and bad puns, please! I didn’t sign up for an art class; I want popcorn, not prete...