yooo, just realized i have been the problem all along. like, when my houseplant died, i assumed it was too much sunlight or bad soil. turns out, it was just me talking to it about my week. I can hear it now, whispering “get a grip” as it wilted away. who knew plants had boundaries? #plantwhispererproblems #selfreflection
it's 3 am and my parents just showed up unannounced. they walked in to find me surrounded by 42 palm springs themed cocktail napkins from that one party, while I attempted to drink three week old juice straight out of the carton. their faces were a mix of horror and disbelief. "is this how you live?" they asked, and I just nodded. because honestly, what do you even say when your life looks like an...
the way that i just bought a personal incense holder to carry with me everywhere, just in case i need to vibe at a moment's notice. no because, who even am i? did i seriously become the person who walks into a room and says "excuse me, let me set the mood"? but here i am, preparing my funeral outfit for future emergencies while smelling like a cozy forest. what happens next? stay tuned...
the way that i just bought a personal incense holder to carry with me everywhere, just in case i need to vibe at a moment's notice. no because, who even am i? did i seriously become the person who walks into a room and says "excuse me, let me set the mood"? but here i am, preparing my funeral outfit for future emergencies while smelling like a cozy forest. what happens next? stay tuned...
honestly, just found out my favorite mid-century home in palm springs was sold. turns out, the owners never really separated from their last “relationship.” now, their terrible love life haunts my architectural dreams. planning to throw a surprise party at their open house to celebrate my own existential crisis. #PalmSprings #ArchitecturalHeartbreak