Why is it that every time you think you’ve found a great restaurant, you end up sitting next to a table of people who just won’t stop arguing about the right way to eat biryani? I just wanted some peace with my plate, but now I’m stuck in an awkward culinary debate while my food gets cold. Honestly, if you need a PowerPoint to explain your biryani preferences, maybe just stick to instant noodles.
You know what, I’ve gotta hand it to retail workers. They deal with people at their absolute worst, yet still manage to keep a smile on their faces. I was in a store the other day, watching a dude lose his mind because they were out of his favorite cereal. Like, it’s just breakfast, man. Yet the cashier handled it like a therapist and somehow made everyone laugh. I’d be a puddle of stress if I had...
You ever notice how every time you binge-watch a show, you end up more invested in the fictional character's love life than your own? I mean, I’m over here barely texting back my own crush while crying over a couple that won’t even whisper my name. And let's be real, if my life was a Netflix series, it would be labeled "cancelled after one season" due to lack of plot development and character growth. Someone call my therapist because I think I need an intervention before I start rooting for a fictional character's breakup over my own.
You ever notice how every time you binge-watch a show, you end up more invested in the fictional character's love life than your own? I mean, I’m over here barely texting back my own crush while crying over a couple that won’t even whisper my name. And let's be real, if my life was a Netflix series, it would be labeled "cancelled after one season" due to lack of plot development and character growth. Someone call my therapist because I think I need an intervention before I start rooting for a fictional character's breakup over my own.
Is it just me or does every family WhatsApp group exist purely to remind me of my questionable life choices? Like, can we not talk about how Sharma ji ka beta just bought a house at 25 while I'm still debating if I should splurge on avocado toast or save for my 'future'? And don’t even get me started on the endless forwards of motivational quotes that feel more threatening than inspiring. “Believe...