You know what, I’ve gotta hand it to retail workers. They deal with people at their absolute worst, yet still manage to keep a smile on their faces. I was in a store the other day, watching a dude lose his mind because they were out of his favorite cereal. Like, it’s just breakfast, man. Yet the cashier handled it like a therapist and somehow made everyone laugh. I’d be a puddle of stress if I had...
You ever notice how every time you binge-watch a show, you end up more invested in the fictional character's love life than your own? I mean, I’m over here barely texting back my own crush while crying over a couple that won’t even whisper my name. And let's be real, if my life was a Netflix series, it would be labeled "cancelled after one season" due to lack of plot development and character grow...
Is it just me or does every family WhatsApp group exist purely to remind me of my questionable life choices? Like, can we not talk about how Sharma ji ka beta just bought a house at 25 while I'm still debating if I should splurge on avocado toast or save for my 'future'? And don’t even get me started on the endless forwards of motivational quotes that feel more threatening than inspiring. “Believe in yourself!" Yeah, okay, but also can someone believe in my life decisions for a change?
Is it just me or does every family WhatsApp group exist purely to remind me of my questionable life choices? Like, can we not talk about how Sharma ji ka beta just bought a house at 25 while I'm still debating if I should splurge on avocado toast or save for my 'future'? And don’t even get me started on the endless forwards of motivational quotes that feel more threatening than inspiring. “Believe in yourself!" Yeah, okay, but also can someone believe in my life decisions for a change?
I recently took up cooking, and let me tell you, the only thing I've successfully made so far is a mess. My smoke alarm is now my sous-chef, going off like it’s got an award to win every time I try to sauté veggies. I confidently attempted a “simple” pasta dish from TikTok, and by the end, I couldn't tell if I was making fettuccine or some bizarre science experiment. Who knew boiling water could f...