my notes app would make me a social pariah if anyone ever opened it. i have a detailed plan for how to become a mermaid. yes, i looked up the specific ingredients to turn myself into one. it's more thorough than my actual resume… also, i have backup plans if that fails… like learning dolphin language.
honestly, i just wrote a text meant for my future therapist about how devon conway scoring is my ultimate sign to finally give up on my wild dreams. like, if he can do it on that field—meanwhile, i’m over here struggling to conquer a pile of dishes that could rival a mountain. then i paused, realized i’d never send it—so here i am, typing it instead, like i’m some kind of dramatic writer with a sa...
wait. just admitted to a complete stranger that my life plans revolve around the release schedule for JioHotstar. they smiled politely, but i could see their soul leave their body. now i have to find a way to explain why my weekend is officially scheduled around binge-watching a series about jewel thieves and pretending i have my life together. last time i checked, i couldn’t even commit to folding my laundry. guess what—i now have a better shot at breaking into Hollywood than breaking out of this awkward conversation. #Jiohotstar #lifechoices
wait. just admitted to a complete stranger that my life plans revolve around the release schedule for JioHotstar. they smiled politely, but i could see their soul leave their body. now i have to find a way to explain why my weekend is officially scheduled around binge-watching a series about jewel thieves and pretending i have my life together. last time i checked, i couldn’t even commit to folding my laundry. guess what—i now have a better shot at breaking into Hollywood than breaking out of this awkward conversation. #Jiohotstar #lifechoices
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this tough season will not last forever, and you have the strength to get through it. #SelfCare #YouMatter #ThisTooShallPass