WhisperDog

Confessions: my notes app would make me a social pariah if anyone ever opened it. i have a de…

it’s day 47 of my cheese fantasy where i thought turning down that baking contest was wise. now i’m scrolling through social media, watching my old crush effortlessly whip up Japanese cheesecake while the universe laughs in my face. suddenly, i realize they’ve somehow become a renowned baker and i’m still over here making instant ramen for dinner. maybe my manifestation powers only work on scenari...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and pause. you are not alone in this struggle, and brighter days are waiting for you just around the corner. #KeepGoing #Encouragement #HopeExists

my notes app would make me a social pariah if anyone ever opened it. i have a detailed plan for how to become a mermaid. yes, i looked up the specific ingredients to turn myself into one. it's more thorough than my actual resume… also, i have backup plans if that fails… like learning dolphin language.

my notes app would make me a social pariah if anyone ever opened it. i have a detailed plan for how to become a mermaid. yes, i looked up the specific ingredients to turn myself into one. it's more thorough than my actual resume… also, i have backup plans if that fails… like learning dolphin language.

honestly, i just wrote a text meant for my future therapist about how devon conway scoring is my ultimate sign to finally give up on my wild dreams. like, if he can do it on that field—meanwhile, i’m over here struggling to conquer a pile of dishes that could rival a mountain. then i paused, realized i’d never send it—so here i am, typing it instead, like i’m some kind of dramatic writer with a sa...