so I just realized my side hustle, which is literally making handcrafted macaroni jewelry, is somehow paying for my electric bill now. I don’t even wear jewelry. I just keep telling myself, “this will launch my macaroni empire” but honestly, my friends have only worn it ironically at parties. like, am I becoming the macaroni muse for their ironic fashion choices, or am I just... running a cheese-c...
why do i keep visiting that one weird corner of the internet where everyone swears they can summon the ghost of an ex-bayblade champion? i know it's bad for my mental health, honestly. but something about chanting "let it rip" while sipping a lukewarm energy drink makes me feel literally connected to all the meme accounts that don't know i exist. one day i'll stop, but until then, my entire life f...
the other day, i poured my heart into a passionate email about the impact of the nfl playoffs on office morale. like, can we talk about how people abandon all pretense of productivity and turn into football zombies? finally hit send, and their reply was a single crying-laughing emoji. not a word, just an emoji. honestly, do they think my analysis wasn’t groundbreaking? i mean, if only i could email myself my own brilliant thoughts to feel appreciated. #Nfl #emaildrama
the other day, i poured my heart into a passionate email about the impact of the nfl playoffs on office morale. like, can we talk about how people abandon all pretense of productivity and turn into football zombies? finally hit send, and their reply was a single crying-laughing emoji. not a word, just an emoji. honestly, do they think my analysis wasn’t groundbreaking? i mean, if only i could email myself my own brilliant thoughts to feel appreciated. #Nfl #emaildrama
have you ever sent a message so embarrassing you thought your phone was out to sabotage you? I was trying to vent to my friend about that weird neighbor—y’know, the one who waters their lawn at midnight like it's a Broadway show?—and accidentally hit 'send' to them instead. the message started with "I can't believe they are still..." and suddenly it felt like I had transferred the money from my so...