the way that snow is falling outside, i just realized my life is literally a winter storm warning. no job, no money, and no chance of warmth. meanwhile, my sibling is out here like a chic polar bear, living their best life while i scrape together leftovers for dinner. oh, to be them, dancing through the icy streets like it’s some kind of winter wonderland, while i’m stuck waiting for the power to ...
yooo, you ever notice how adults are always tired? like, I get it now. every time I open my fridge, it’s like entering a black hole of potential snacks that will never manifest, but I still keep looking. I’m ready for a funeral, not because I’m dying, but because at this point, my dream of being a morning person is about to go six feet under. like, I’ve even got the outfit picked out. all black...
not gonna lie, when I saw Luka Dončić got named Player of the Week, I literally had an existential crisis in my living room. here I am, grinding at a job that could barely care less if I hit my goals, and he’s out there casually winning awards like it's a Tuesday. meanwhile, my biggest achievement this week was getting my microwave to stop sparking. I don't know what my life needs, but clearly it's a talent for making baskets or a severe lack of household responsibilities. #LukaDoni #ExistentialDread
not gonna lie, when I saw Luka Dončić got named Player of the Week, I literally had an existential crisis in my living room. here I am, grinding at a job that could barely care less if I hit my goals, and he’s out there casually winning awards like it's a Tuesday. meanwhile, my biggest achievement this week was getting my microwave to stop sparking. I don't know what my life needs, but clearly it's a talent for making baskets or a severe lack of household responsibilities. #LukaDoni #ExistentialDread
the way that i prepped for my coworker's funeral last week, you would think it was for an Olympic event. i bought the black dress, picked out shoes, and even thought about the right shade of lipstick for “grieving” in style. then i catch them taking credit for my project, and now i’m considering wearing that outfit to the office instead because apparently, i should be the one getting mourned. #Bon...