just realized that my side hustle is now paying for literally all my life’s expenses. like, I went to buy an avocado yesterday and felt like I was hosting a grand opening for a fancy restaurant, calculating how many likes I needed on my last post to justify it. but then I remembered I can't even pay for lunch with my job's paycheck. at this rate, my only stress relief is hoping that random stock s...
the way that snow is falling outside, i just realized my life is literally a winter storm warning. no job, no money, and no chance of warmth. meanwhile, my sibling is out here like a chic polar bear, living their best life while i scrape together leftovers for dinner. oh, to be them, dancing through the icy streets like it’s some kind of winter wonderland, while i’m stuck waiting for the power to ...
yooo, you ever notice how adults are always tired? like, I get it now. every time I open my fridge, it’s like entering a black hole of potential snacks that will never manifest, but I still keep looking. I’m ready for a funeral, not because I’m dying, but because at this point, my dream of being a morning person is about to go six feet under. like, I’ve even got the outfit picked out. all black, very chic, very much “we'll remember them fondly.”
yooo, you ever notice how adults are always tired? like, I get it now. every time I open my fridge, it’s like entering a black hole of potential snacks that will never manifest, but I still keep looking. I’m ready for a funeral, not because I’m dying, but because at this point, my dream of being a morning person is about to go six feet under. like, I’ve even got the outfit picked out. all black, very chic, very much “we'll remember them fondly.”
not gonna lie, when I saw Luka Dončić got named Player of the Week, I literally had an existential crisis in my living room. here I am, grinding at a job that could barely care less if I hit my goals, and he’s out there casually winning awards like it's a Tuesday. meanwhile, my biggest achievement this week was getting my microwave to stop sparking. I don't know what my life needs, but clearly it'...