yooo, just realized i double texted, then triple texted about an obscure sandwich shop that doesn’t even exist. like, suddenly, i was considering faking my death just to avoid the follow-up conversation. the worst part? i was totally ready to draft an apology note as if we had a REAL connection over a make-believe turkey avocado!
literally just panicked and told the barista 'thank you' when they handed me my order instead of saying 'have a good day.' now we have this unspoken bond where every morning, I receive my coffee and an awkward smile, like we’re both in on a secret I can’t figure out. so uh... thanks for the caffeine and all but do I now have to confess my feelings for you or just... stay silent forever?
So there I was, enjoying my new obsession with knitting, when my best friend casually mentions my secret scarf-making club to a group of people who definitely do not share my passion. I felt my face turn as red as the yarn I had painstakingly picked for my latest masterpiece. Everyone laughed, probably picturing me at home in my pajamas, binge-watching crime documentaries while counting stitches. Honestly, I might as well have put on a clown nose and announced my future as a professional yarn whisperer.
So there I was, enjoying my new obsession with knitting, when my best friend casually mentions my secret scarf-making club to a group of people who definitely do not share my passion. I felt my face turn as red as the yarn I had painstakingly picked for my latest masterpiece. Everyone laughed, probably picturing me at home in my pajamas, binge-watching crime documentaries while counting stitches. Honestly, I might as well have put on a clown nose and announced my future as a professional yarn whisperer.
not gonna lie, i just sent a risky text about my thoughts on the big game between melbourne victory and sydney fc, fully expecting a laid-back chat. now i'm sweating bullets while staring at those three dots like they are the final boss of a video game, questioning my entire existence. also, lowkey convinced my crush is judging my love for an intense sports rivalry instead of just enjoying a casua...