literally just panicked and told the barista 'thank you' when they handed me my order instead of saying 'have a good day.' now we have this unspoken bond where every morning, I receive my coffee and an awkward smile, like we’re both in on a secret I can’t figure out. so uh... thanks for the caffeine and all but do I now have to confess my feelings for you or just... stay silent forever?
So there I was, enjoying my new obsession with knitting, when my best friend casually mentions my secret scarf-making club to a group of people who definitely do not share my passion. I felt my face turn as red as the yarn I had painstakingly picked for my latest masterpiece. Everyone laughed, probably picturing me at home in my pajamas, binge-watching crime documentaries while counting stitches. ...
not gonna lie, i just sent a risky text about my thoughts on the big game between melbourne victory and sydney fc, fully expecting a laid-back chat. now i'm sweating bullets while staring at those three dots like they are the final boss of a video game, questioning my entire existence. also, lowkey convinced my crush is judging my love for an intense sports rivalry instead of just enjoying a casual conversation. talk about overthinking my way into a mental crisis. #MelbourneVictoryVsSydneyFc #TextingAnxiety
not gonna lie, i just sent a risky text about my thoughts on the big game between melbourne victory and sydney fc, fully expecting a laid-back chat. now i'm sweating bullets while staring at those three dots like they are the final boss of a video game, questioning my entire existence. also, lowkey convinced my crush is judging my love for an intense sports rivalry instead of just enjoying a casual conversation. talk about overthinking my way into a mental crisis. #MelbourneVictoryVsSydneyFc #TextingAnxiety
yooo, just realized i’m in a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account over a game, like we’re exchanging arguments in a thread as if it actually matters to my life. bruh, my coworker just asked if i wanted to go grab coffee, but here i am, checking to see if they replied to my last five tweets about the quarterback’s arm strength. not gonna lie, my priorities are real messy right now, but i can'...