just found out deandre ayton is thriving on the court, and here I am, actively planning my nonexistent wedding to the barista at that coffee shop where I sit alone every Saturday. do you ever create entire scenarios in your head, like what our first dance song would be? I know he doesn't even know my name, but like, what if he does and we bond over sports? is it sad that I prefer living in that fa...
literally spent five minutes yesterday convincing myself that the guy who sat next to me on the train was my future husband because he smiled at me and I know that means he is THE ONE, only to realize he was actually just holding his sandwich too close and could not see the station name... so now I am sad and questioning all of my choices in life. #delulu #traincrush
honestly, i stayed loyal to this company for five years, thinking my hard work mattered, while the silver rate drops faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. last week, they replaced my favorite stapler. i could hear it weeping in the supply closet. what do i do now? my loyalty feels like a sitcom where the punchline is just me crying on my desk. #SilverRate #WorkLife
honestly, i stayed loyal to this company for five years, thinking my hard work mattered, while the silver rate drops faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. last week, they replaced my favorite stapler. i could hear it weeping in the supply closet. what do i do now? my loyalty feels like a sitcom where the punchline is just me crying on my desk. #SilverRate #WorkLife
it's not that i like them. it’s just that the moment they said they don’t do relationships, my brain decided to manifest an entire life together. like, i designed our shared dream house, complete with a cat named priscilla and a backyard gazebo for our "imaginary" family. now i’m just waiting for the plot twist where i find out they were right all along and my only partner will be my weekly groce...