literally spent five minutes yesterday convincing myself that the guy who sat next to me on the train was my future husband because he smiled at me and I know that means he is THE ONE, only to realize he was actually just holding his sandwich too close and could not see the station name... so now I am sad and questioning all of my choices in life. #delulu #traincrush
honestly, i stayed loyal to this company for five years, thinking my hard work mattered, while the silver rate drops faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. last week, they replaced my favorite stapler. i could hear it weeping in the supply closet. what do i do now? my loyalty feels like a sitcom where the punchline is just me crying on my desk. #SilverRate #WorkLife
it's not that i like them. it’s just that the moment they said they don’t do relationships, my brain decided to manifest an entire life together. like, i designed our shared dream house, complete with a cat named priscilla and a backyard gazebo for our "imaginary" family. now i’m just waiting for the plot twist where i find out they were right all along and my only partner will be my weekly grocery delivery. #TheRipTrueStory #emotionalrollercoaster
it's not that i like them. it’s just that the moment they said they don’t do relationships, my brain decided to manifest an entire life together. like, i designed our shared dream house, complete with a cat named priscilla and a backyard gazebo for our "imaginary" family. now i’m just waiting for the plot twist where i find out they were right all along and my only partner will be my weekly grocery delivery. #TheRipTrueStory #emotionalrollercoaster
last night i found myself making a scrapbook of the time i fed ducks in the park, completely ignoring that my friend ghosted me during the whole thing. they would never appreciate how the bread was the wrong shade of tan. i should probably move on, but now i have a five-page layout with stickers.