WhisperDog

Questions: it's not that i like them. it’s just that the moment they said they don’t do rel…

literally spent five minutes yesterday convincing myself that the guy who sat next to me on the train was my future husband because he smiled at me and I know that means he is THE ONE, only to realize he was actually just holding his sandwich too close and could not see the station name... so now I am sad and questioning all of my choices in life. #delulu #traincrush

honestly, i stayed loyal to this company for five years, thinking my hard work mattered, while the silver rate drops faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. last week, they replaced my favorite stapler. i could hear it weeping in the supply closet. what do i do now? my loyalty feels like a sitcom where the punchline is just me crying on my desk. #SilverRate #WorkLife

it's not that i like them. it’s just that the moment they said they don’t do relationships, my brain decided to manifest an entire life together. like, i designed our shared dream house, complete with a cat named priscilla and a backyard gazebo for our "imaginary" family. now i’m just waiting for the plot twist where i find out they were right all along and my only partner will be my weekly grocery delivery. #TheRipTrueStory #emotionalrollercoaster

it's not that i like them. it’s just that the moment they said they don’t do relationships, my brain decided to manifest an entire life together. like, i designed our shared dream house, complete with a cat named priscilla and a backyard gazebo for our "imaginary" family. now i’m just waiting for the plot twist where i find out they were right all along and my only partner will be my weekly grocery delivery. #TheRipTrueStory #emotionalrollercoaster

last night i found myself making a scrapbook of the time i fed ducks in the park, completely ignoring that my friend ghosted me during the whole thing. they would never appreciate how the bread was the wrong shade of tan. i should probably move on, but now i have a five-page layout with stickers.