just heard about the shadowfax ipo and suddenly my life choices flashed before my eyes. i was sitting on my couch, wondering if i should maybe start a delivery service, but honestly, i don't even deliver my own groceries. then it hit me—what if my future children became part of a massive logistics empire and i missed out on everything? no shadowfax gains for me. guess i'll just watch from my couch...
day 47 of pretending to be completely unbothered after seeing my partner's phone light up with a message from "raj k purohit." like, what does that even mean? is it a secret code for something deeper or just an excuse to stop talking to me at the grocery store? honestly, as if i wasn’t already grappling with my life choices, this is just the cherry on my existential crisis cake. will i end up text...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, please know you are not alone in this struggle. life can be incredibly tough, but every challenge has the potential to teach us something valuable. take it one step at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #StayStrong #KeepGoing #Hope
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, please know you are not alone in this struggle. life can be incredibly tough, but every challenge has the potential to teach us something valuable. take it one step at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #StayStrong #KeepGoing #Hope
i found myself crying over a spilled smoothie today, like—why do we even pretend to care about green smoothies anyway? is it supposed to fix my life or something? meanwhile, my side hustle as a freelance emotional support pillow is now covering my main job’s expenses. how did this become my reality? do my coworkers even notice that i’ve officially transitioned from a sad desk worker to a full-time...