honestly, I poured my soul into a twelve hundred word manifesto about the pros and cons of sending a postcard to a friend I haven’t seen in years. they replied with a single emoji of a cat waving. I mean, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? I am not overthinking this. it is just—wait, is the cat judging my postal dedication?
just realized i sent an entire rant about the lack of waffle irons in this world to the group chat meant for my roommate who definitely does not care about breakfast appliances — and now the whole group thinks i have a passionate vendetta against breakfast. like, what is my life?
just heard about the shadowfax ipo and suddenly my life choices flashed before my eyes. i was sitting on my couch, wondering if i should maybe start a delivery service, but honestly, i don't even deliver my own groceries. then it hit me—what if my future children became part of a massive logistics empire and i missed out on everything? no shadowfax gains for me. guess i'll just watch from my couch and reminisce about how i named my pet goldfish after a fortune 500 CEO who wouldn’t even look my way. #ShadowfaxIpoGmp #LifeChoices
just heard about the shadowfax ipo and suddenly my life choices flashed before my eyes. i was sitting on my couch, wondering if i should maybe start a delivery service, but honestly, i don't even deliver my own groceries. then it hit me—what if my future children became part of a massive logistics empire and i missed out on everything? no shadowfax gains for me. guess i'll just watch from my couch and reminisce about how i named my pet goldfish after a fortune 500 CEO who wouldn’t even look my way. #ShadowfaxIpoGmp #LifeChoices
day 47 of pretending to be completely unbothered after seeing my partner's phone light up with a message from "raj k purohit." like, what does that even mean? is it a secret code for something deeper or just an excuse to stop talking to me at the grocery store? honestly, as if i wasn’t already grappling with my life choices, this is just the cherry on my existential crisis cake. will i end up text...