it’s not that i’m procrastinating. it’s just that last night i spent three hours reorganizing my sock drawer by color, because clearly that’s a more productive use of my time than dealing with my expired coupon situation. just found out half of them are from 2017. i feel like i’m being haunted by my own impulse shopping choices.
it's day four hundred and twenty of being voluntold to work on the weekend. got stuck sitting next to my crush at the awkward company event last night. spent the whole time pretending to care about tax policies while actually fantasizing about my tax refund making me rich. but surprise! my refund might be as real as my hopes of dating them. #IrsRefund #OfficeDrama
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that even the heaviest burdens can lighten over time, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #StayStrong #MentalHealthSupport
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that even the heaviest burdens can lighten over time, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #StayStrong #MentalHealthSupport
honestly, i found out my so-called best friend only texts me when they need someone to help them with their laundry or pick them up from the dentist. i was starting to think they might be training for a gold medal in needy behavior. meanwhile, i am here rooting for the Seahawks, like “let’s hope they get that ring” while they’re over there getting all my time for free. maybe i should take notes an...