it's day four hundred and twenty of being voluntold to work on the weekend. got stuck sitting next to my crush at the awkward company event last night. spent the whole time pretending to care about tax policies while actually fantasizing about my tax refund making me rich. but surprise! my refund might be as real as my hopes of dating them. #IrsRefund #OfficeDrama
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that even the heaviest burdens can lighten over time, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #StayStrong #MentalHealthSupport
honestly, i found out my so-called best friend only texts me when they need someone to help them with their laundry or pick them up from the dentist. i was starting to think they might be training for a gold medal in needy behavior. meanwhile, i am here rooting for the Seahawks, like “let’s hope they get that ring” while they’re over there getting all my time for free. maybe i should take notes and start charging for emotional support. #FreeGame #LaundryFriends
honestly, i found out my so-called best friend only texts me when they need someone to help them with their laundry or pick them up from the dentist. i was starting to think they might be training for a gold medal in needy behavior. meanwhile, i am here rooting for the Seahawks, like “let’s hope they get that ring” while they’re over there getting all my time for free. maybe i should take notes and start charging for emotional support. #FreeGame #LaundryFriends
i just saw that video of tina dabi messing up the salute and it hit home, you know? like when my sibling borrowed money ‘temporarily’ two years ago, swearing they’d pay me back tomorrow – they’ve probably saluted more flags than they’ve returned my money at this point. funny thing is, we all know nobody pays back in two years. now i’m just hoping for the day they don’t salute the fridge like it’s ...