not gonna lie, my sibling gets the attention without even trying. they could walk into a room, trip over their own feet, and everyone would still applaud. meanwhile, I’m here in the corner—practicing my fake laugh for when they inevitably bring up their latest “accomplishments.” it’s like I’m at a comedy show where the joke's always on me—and yet, here I am, buying tickets to every show because I ...
last night, I was scrolling through Instagram and saw all these posts about shanaya kapoor’s new film. it looked so glamorous and thrilling. made me think about how I moved to this new city for a job and ended up with zero real friends. my life looks perfect on social media, but honestly, sometimes I just sit at home and wonder if anyone will ever get to know the real me. like, is it too much to a...
bruh, yaar, watching my exes get married while I’m still figuring myself out is wild, matlab ghar wale pressure karte hai like it's my fault I'm not living their dream, hai na, like bhai, they think poverty is a choice and depression is just drama energy, can’t even breathe without being asked when I’ll settle down, matlab mujhe bhi shaadi karni hai, but life is hard, and then I remember I’m just... not okay. #RubenTrumpelmann #familydrama
bruh, yaar, watching my exes get married while I’m still figuring myself out is wild, matlab ghar wale pressure karte hai like it's my fault I'm not living their dream, hai na, like bhai, they think poverty is a choice and depression is just drama energy, can’t even breathe without being asked when I’ll settle down, matlab mujhe bhi shaadi karni hai, but life is hard, and then I remember I’m just... not okay. #RubenTrumpelmann #familydrama
it’s day 17 of lying about having an exotic seafood allergy, so when I heard about the whole devil crab incident, I practically spit out my microwave dinner and screamed. I spent two weeks pretending to be super healthy while secretly surviving on frozen pizza, convinced my boss would serve up crab cakes at the next team lunch and I'd just play the role of the culinary connoisseur too scared to ad...