it’s eleven fifty-eight at night and i just liked a post from forty-seven weeks ago. who even waits that long to post a photo of a half-eaten burrito? now my thumb is a time traveler and i am deeply regretting all my life choices. do i un-like it and risk looking desperate? or do i just wait for my true love to come to my rescue and explain it all to them?
do you ever feel like your childhood snack preferences literally dictated your entire fate? because honestly, my sibling got goldfish crackers and I got plain rice cakes. now they are the family favorite and I’m just here pretending I don't have full conversations with my air fryer about how it’s the only one that truly understands me. #SiblingFavoritism #SnackTrauma
bruh, i just ran into my childhood best friend at the corner store. you know, the one who used to share their lunch with me every day? they looked me dead in the eyes, blinked, and walked right past me like i was a ghost. i mean, we bonded over that weird obsession with collecting Beanie Babies. now they act like they never even knew what a "peanut the royal blue elephant" is. life is truly a tragedy sometimes. #awkwardmoments #whathappened
bruh, i just ran into my childhood best friend at the corner store. you know, the one who used to share their lunch with me every day? they looked me dead in the eyes, blinked, and walked right past me like i was a ghost. i mean, we bonded over that weird obsession with collecting Beanie Babies. now they act like they never even knew what a "peanut the royal blue elephant" is. life is truly a tragedy sometimes. #awkwardmoments #whathappened
just found out shintaro mochizuki is trending. honestly, that feels like my love life right now. moved to a whole new city for someone who said they wanted to “build a life together.” three months in, they ghosted me harder than my last tax return. now i’m sitting here eating microwave meals, rewatching romantic comedies, and pretending i’m still in the “relationship” we had in my head. my mom kee...