lmao, just remembered I was supposed to sign up for that underground dog yoga class weeks ago. like, literally everyone is already posting their doggy downward dog selfies. now I have to act like I didn’t just find out and plan my whole pet’s social life around this because we will be the only non-yogis at the next meet-up. my dog is gonna be so embarrassed to hang with the influencer pups.
last night, I realized I created a whole backstory for a stranger I saw buying a hundred jellybeans at the gas station. I’m talking their name is probably Chad, he's secretly an award-winning underwater basket weaver, and his dream is to open a shop called "Chad’s Chewy Dreams." I cant help but feel we had an undeniable connection. like, he must be wondering why I didn't say hi and also how I know...
i just found out i’m supposed to mentor someone at a daycare center. the last time i took care of kids, i accidentally made a five-year-old cry by mixing up their name with my pet’s. now i’m not sure if i’m leading their future or just perpetuating a cycle of trauma. #DaycareCenter #Oops
i just found out i’m supposed to mentor someone at a daycare center. the last time i took care of kids, i accidentally made a five-year-old cry by mixing up their name with my pet’s. now i’m not sure if i’m leading their future or just perpetuating a cycle of trauma. #DaycareCenter #Oops
just saw that daniil medvedev is like totally owning it at the finals, and im here wondering why i didn’t get a single “hey” back from the one person i literally texted three times this week. like, is there a grand slam for being ignored? meanwhile, im over here googling “am i the problem” after realizing my friend group just picked sides and now i’m left holding a granola bar and an existential c...