bruh, just saw the news about margot robbie starring in a movie about a fifty-foot woman and now i’m seriously rethinking my entire existence. how is it that a fictional character is now living my fantasy life with my crush?—like, do i have to go on a character arc to cope with this? and honestly, what’s the protocol for calling dibs on someone who doesn’t know i exist? guess i’ll just stick to my...
lmao, just remembered I was supposed to sign up for that underground dog yoga class weeks ago. like, literally everyone is already posting their doggy downward dog selfies. now I have to act like I didn’t just find out and plan my whole pet’s social life around this because we will be the only non-yogis at the next meet-up. my dog is gonna be so embarrassed to hang with the influencer pups.
last night, I realized I created a whole backstory for a stranger I saw buying a hundred jellybeans at the gas station. I’m talking their name is probably Chad, he's secretly an award-winning underwater basket weaver, and his dream is to open a shop called "Chad’s Chewy Dreams." I cant help but feel we had an undeniable connection. like, he must be wondering why I didn't say hi and also how I know about his Etsy shop.
last night, I realized I created a whole backstory for a stranger I saw buying a hundred jellybeans at the gas station. I’m talking their name is probably Chad, he's secretly an award-winning underwater basket weaver, and his dream is to open a shop called "Chad’s Chewy Dreams." I cant help but feel we had an undeniable connection. like, he must be wondering why I didn't say hi and also how I know about his Etsy shop.
i just found out i’m supposed to mentor someone at a daycare center. the last time i took care of kids, i accidentally made a five-year-old cry by mixing up their name with my pet’s. now i’m not sure if i’m leading their future or just perpetuating a cycle of trauma. #DaycareCenter #Oops