day 53 of writing my acceptance speech for an award i have not even been nominated for. i just spent an hour practicing my tearful thank you to the imaginary audience while holding a banana like a trophy. not gonna lie, i also figured out how to fit my dramatic backstory into it, so i guess that’s a win?
the way that i just sent my favorite author a two-page essay on why their character should date the bakery owner in the next book—now i'm just staring at my phone like it holds the secrets to the universe, waiting for a response—meanwhile, it’s likely they are googling restraining orders.
yoo, just tried to unsend a message to my crush after realizing they might have actually read it first. had a whole vision of us laughing about it at Raymond James Stadium while drinking overpriced hot chocolate, but instead im left scrolling through their feed like a STALKER, imagining their confusion. im honestly so dedicated to this daydream that it’s making me question my entire LIFE CHOICES. is this delusion normal? #RaymondJamesStadium #whyamistilllikethis
yoo, just tried to unsend a message to my crush after realizing they might have actually read it first. had a whole vision of us laughing about it at Raymond James Stadium while drinking overpriced hot chocolate, but instead im left scrolling through their feed like a STALKER, imagining their confusion. im honestly so dedicated to this daydream that it’s making me question my entire LIFE CHOICES. is this delusion normal? #RaymondJamesStadium #whyamistilllikethis
literally just sent a screenshot of my whole plan to outsmart a parking garage scammer to the scammer himself. my thoughts on his side hustle and everything. like, does he even know I just unwittingly revealed my master plan for the free spot? now I have to play the world's most awkward game of cat and mouse, and he hasn’t even replied yet.