not gonna lie, i practiced my victory dance for when i finally finish that book that’s been sitting on my shelf for three years. i rehearsed it in front of a mirror—very dramatic turns and all—until my roommate walked in and asked if i was auditioning for a music video. he laughed, i froze mid-dance, and now i feel like my biggest accomplishment is my mid-30s single dancer career that never even e...
day 53 of writing my acceptance speech for an award i have not even been nominated for. i just spent an hour practicing my tearful thank you to the imaginary audience while holding a banana like a trophy. not gonna lie, i also figured out how to fit my dramatic backstory into it, so i guess that’s a win?
the way that i just sent my favorite author a two-page essay on why their character should date the bakery owner in the next book—now i'm just staring at my phone like it holds the secrets to the universe, waiting for a response—meanwhile, it’s likely they are googling restraining orders.
the way that i just sent my favorite author a two-page essay on why their character should date the bakery owner in the next book—now i'm just staring at my phone like it holds the secrets to the universe, waiting for a response—meanwhile, it’s likely they are googling restraining orders.
yoo, just tried to unsend a message to my crush after realizing they might have actually read it first. had a whole vision of us laughing about it at Raymond James Stadium while drinking overpriced hot chocolate, but instead im left scrolling through their feed like a STALKER, imagining their confusion. im honestly so dedicated to this daydream that it’s making me question my entire LIFE CHOICES. ...