so, my friends invited me to this fancy dinner, and I totally declined. I didn’t want to admit I can’t afford it, so I told them I had "prior commitments." and then I read about the bomb threat at the schools. it kind of felt relatable, right? like, my anxiety is just as explosive when I see the price of avocado toast. just waiting for that moment to blow up, you know? #BombThreatGurgaon #LifeDeci...
yoo, so here’s my embarrassing secret. i literally wrote a whole acceptance speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. like, who needs an enemy when you can beef with yourself, right? and the best part? i practiced it in the mirror, pretending the audience was full of people who were totally ignoring my existence in real life. imagine my surprise when the trophy for "Best Daydreamer" w...
honestly, i spent an entire day calculating how different my life would be if i actually picked a different hobby. like if i went for painting instead of trying to learn how to cook. now, here i am, with a mediocre stir-fry and watching the wild debate trading Jesper Wallstedt while secretly wishing my failures would just disappear too. at least i wouldn’t burn my hands on an oven that doesn't respect me. #MnWild #RelatableFail
honestly, i spent an entire day calculating how different my life would be if i actually picked a different hobby. like if i went for painting instead of trying to learn how to cook. now, here i am, with a mediocre stir-fry and watching the wild debate trading Jesper Wallstedt while secretly wishing my failures would just disappear too. at least i wouldn’t burn my hands on an oven that doesn't respect me. #MnWild #RelatableFail
so like, the other night I couldn't sleep. I kept tossing and turning, thinking about how the whole drama with Ajit Pawar is like this epic twist in my life, right? it’s as if the universe is pulling some kind of cosmic prank on me. I was so caught up, I even googled “how to make Ajit Pawar my personal life coach” because at this point, why not? just imagine the motivational quotes, “believe in th...