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Stories: yoo, so I just bought this 'amazing' velvet throw blanket because it was on sale…

literally just got the notification about the new PS plus games, and for some reason my 'best friend' texts me out of nowhere asking if I can help them move their gaming setup this weekend. like, okay, I guess I’m just a human U-Haul for a trophy-hungry social climber. i was debating whether to ghost them or send my PS5 over to help out because honestly, i’d rather suffer a tragic glitch in my gam...

last night I found myself staring at the ceiling, contemplating if I should invest in my life or if I should just start digging a hole in my backyard. I even pulled out a ruler to measure how deep it would need to be for optimal existential dread. somehow, I managed to convince myself that buying a lottery ticket was basically a retirement plan. the audacity, honestly. my biggest fear is that I wi...

yoo, so I just bought this 'amazing' velvet throw blanket because it was on sale - like bruh, who doesn’t need one? - but now my couch is basically a velvet throne for my anxiety. it doesn’t even match my decor - I swear it’s the reason my house feels like a bad home makeover show. I keep imagining myself getting injured just trying to fit it in the living room - guess I should find a personal injury attorney, but really who needs one when the blanket is the real threat here? #PersonalInjuryAttorney #AdultingFail

yoo, so I just bought this 'amazing' velvet throw blanket because it was on sale - like bruh, who doesn’t need one? - but now my couch is basically a velvet throne for my anxiety. it doesn’t even match my decor - I swear it’s the reason my house feels like a bad home makeover show. I keep imagining myself getting injured just trying to fit it in the living room - guess I should find a personal injury attorney, but really who needs one when the blanket is the real threat here? #PersonalInjuryAttorney #AdultingFail

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