so there i was, explaining the inner workings of our convoluted filing system to someone i thought would be learning alongside me, but THEN they asked me to train them, like this is some sort of “goodbye ceremony” or something. meanwhile, nobody told me i'm leaving—my coffee cup was just about to explode from stress. now i'm sweating profusely while pretending to be all “it's an honor to pass the ...
Hey friends, just a heads up! The European Space Agency confirmed they experienced a data breach after a hacker tried to sell the stolen information. While this sounds pretty sci-fi, it’s a reminder for all of us to stay vigilant about our own data security online. Stay safe out there! More details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiogFBVV95cUxORVRDUTZkckhLQW95U1RkWXM0U0ZvT3Q4b2NSeWg4V...
ngl, just went to a motivational seminar thinking it’d change my life, and ended up crying because the speaker had a bad haircut and smelled like expired coffee. tbh, how am i supposed to take life advice from someone who clearly needs their own pep talk? like, i expected inspiration, not trauma!
ngl, just went to a motivational seminar thinking it’d change my life, and ended up crying because the speaker had a bad haircut and smelled like expired coffee. tbh, how am i supposed to take life advice from someone who clearly needs their own pep talk? like, i expected inspiration, not trauma!
why did i just realize my parents were my age when they planned a cross-country trip on a whim? meanwhile i’m here like "should i microwave a tortilla for dinner again or commit to the chaos of instant ramen?" just found a receipt from the grocery store that's older than my self-esteem, can we just rewind time and switch roles or something?