General: Hey friends, just a heads up! The European Space Agency confirmed they experienc…

literally just got told for the third time in a row that I'm "not quite what they’re looking for." honestly, does my caffeine addiction and unquenchable need for midnight snacks have something to do with it? like, i literally spent my lunch break explaining to my coworker how to properly blend peanut butter with pickles—THAT’S the kind of energy you should want in a leader! #nextlevelboss #totally...

so there i was, explaining the inner workings of our convoluted filing system to someone i thought would be learning alongside me, but THEN they asked me to train them, like this is some sort of “goodbye ceremony” or something. meanwhile, nobody told me i'm leaving—my coffee cup was just about to explode from stress. now i'm sweating profusely while pretending to be all “it's an honor to pass the ...

ngl, just went to a motivational seminar thinking it’d change my life, and ended up crying because the speaker had a bad haircut and smelled like expired coffee. tbh, how am i supposed to take life advice from someone who clearly needs their own pep talk? like, i expected inspiration, not trauma!