yooo, so my best friend just told someone my secret about that one time I tried to write a rock opera in my basement. i thought it was locked away in the vault of embarrassment forever, but now I can't stop spiraling. what if I make my big debut on Broadway but instead end up performing in a mall food court? and honestly, it feels like I'm just a few steps away from appearing on a reality show abo...
just read that grap four curbs are back and thought, why does adulthood feel like a game of dodgeball where life is throwing major curveballs at me? am i even ready to turn thirty? meanwhile, i’ve been scrambling to find clean air like it’s a limited-time item in a video game. i guess the only thing growing old for me will be the memes i made to cope with my chaotic love life. send help. #Grap4 #e...
i just casually told my mom that the only kids i plan on having are the ones i adopt from a thrift store. does she really expect me to summon a partner when i can’t even summon the will to get off the couch? i mean, if parenting is anything like making my bed, that kid is probably gonna grow up in a house of half-eaten cereal boxes and a deep love for pajamas. why would i bring a kid into this chaos when my plants are already judging me?
i just casually told my mom that the only kids i plan on having are the ones i adopt from a thrift store. does she really expect me to summon a partner when i can’t even summon the will to get off the couch? i mean, if parenting is anything like making my bed, that kid is probably gonna grow up in a house of half-eaten cereal boxes and a deep love for pajamas. why would i bring a kid into this chaos when my plants are already judging me?
not gonna lie, i saw someone on the bus the other day, and lowkey created an entire backstory for them in my head. i imagined they were a secret agent, sent to gather intel for the Kentucky vs Tennessee prediction. in my mind, they were taking notes on everyone’s reactions, plotting a move that could change college basketball forever. i was so engrossed in my delusion that i didn’t even realize i ...