just saw my relatives comparing me to my cousin who's "doing so well." like, honestly, i haven’t left the house in three days. not gonna lie, i literally googled "how to become an influencer" yesterday while wearing the same sweatpants from two days ago. all while imagining james carville swooping in to save my non-existent career. #JamesCarville #delulu
wait, saw the ajax vs go ahead eagles news, and it hit me. my 'best friend' only texts when they need something, like an urgent ride to their drama class or advice on their latest crises, while i sit here perfecting my acceptance speech for a non-award. is it too late to trade them in for a new 'best friend'? because i'm pretty sure eagles fly higher than this friendship. #AjaxVsGoAheadEagles #Dra...
yooo, so my best friend just told someone my secret about that one time I tried to write a rock opera in my basement. i thought it was locked away in the vault of embarrassment forever, but now I can't stop spiraling. what if I make my big debut on Broadway but instead end up performing in a mall food court? and honestly, it feels like I'm just a few steps away from appearing on a reality show about washed-up musicians. this has to be how legends fall from grace, right? #NatalieHaslam #rockstarstruggles
yooo, so my best friend just told someone my secret about that one time I tried to write a rock opera in my basement. i thought it was locked away in the vault of embarrassment forever, but now I can't stop spiraling. what if I make my big debut on Broadway but instead end up performing in a mall food court? and honestly, it feels like I'm just a few steps away from appearing on a reality show about washed-up musicians. this has to be how legends fall from grace, right? #NatalieHaslam #rockstarstruggles
just read that grap four curbs are back and thought, why does adulthood feel like a game of dodgeball where life is throwing major curveballs at me? am i even ready to turn thirty? meanwhile, i’ve been scrambling to find clean air like it’s a limited-time item in a video game. i guess the only thing growing old for me will be the memes i made to cope with my chaotic love life. send help. #Grap4 #e...