so one time i was at this wedding and instead of saying "the couple" in my speech, i accidentally said "the captives," and the whole place went silent. everyone laughed afterward but i felt so dumb, like how did i even mix those words up, ugh, so embarrassing
just spent two hours trying to draw a flower, ended up with what looks like a sad potato and i am literally considering this my new art style. i guess at least my living room decor is getting more... unique.
sitting at my desk scrolling through my contacts for someone to text and coming up empty - weird how loneliness can feel like a crowded room but there’s just nobody there you can actually reach out to, like who knew saying nothing for months would make it harder to break the silence
sitting at my desk scrolling through my contacts for someone to text and coming up empty - weird how loneliness can feel like a crowded room but there’s just nobody there you can actually reach out to, like who knew saying nothing for months would make it harder to break the silence
yaar, matlab samjho na, spent 3 hours making this fancy soufflé because my friend said it would impress people and now my kitchen looks like a war zone, flour everywhere, and it flopped so hard it should get its own Netflix special. अब सफाई में इतना टाइम लगेगा कि क्या वो बिना पनीर की पिज्जा भी ठीक से बना पाऊँगी।