WhisperDog

Confessions: so one time i was at this wedding and instead of saying "the couple" in my speec…

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so one time i was at this wedding and instead of saying "the couple" in my speech, i accidentally said "the captives," and the whole place went silent. everyone laughed afterward but i felt so dumb, like how did i even mix those words up, ugh, so embarrassing

so one time i was at this wedding and instead of saying "the couple" in my speech, i accidentally said "the captives," and the whole place went silent. everyone laughed afterward but i felt so dumb, like how did i even mix those words up, ugh, so embarrassing

just spent two hours trying to draw a flower, ended up with what looks like a sad potato and i am literally considering this my new art style. i guess at least my living room decor is getting more... unique.