it's not that i posted a photo of my blender contemplating life, it's just that now the entire world has seen me roast my own breakfast smoothie. like, who knew a personal reflection on kale and existential dread could go so wrong? literally half my friends are giving me advice on how to fix my life while the other half are concerned about my smoothie’s taste profile. i mean, can’t a person just b...
if you feel like you are stuck in a dark place right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #ThisTooShallPass #Encouragement
it’s day 15 of my boss saying we’re like family here, and i literally just found out we’re not getting raises. sat through that awkward meeting where he smiles and says it, while i'm over here thinking, should i have brought snacks for this emotional rollercoaster? i low-key considered starting a therapy group called "Raises R Us." honestly, like, the stress of waiting for a raise is giving me more anxiety than trying to decipher what kevin kiley is doing with his life. does anyone else feel like we are all in this dysfunctional family? #KevinKiley #WorkDrama
it’s day 15 of my boss saying we’re like family here, and i literally just found out we’re not getting raises. sat through that awkward meeting where he smiles and says it, while i'm over here thinking, should i have brought snacks for this emotional rollercoaster? i low-key considered starting a therapy group called "Raises R Us." honestly, like, the stress of waiting for a raise is giving me more anxiety than trying to decipher what kevin kiley is doing with his life. does anyone else feel like we are all in this dysfunctional family? #KevinKiley #WorkDrama
day 5 of pretending i didn’t see my ex and my best friend out together, and all i can think about is how i once binge-watched an entire series at 3am because it was less painful than facing the reality that apparently everyone knew except me. meanwhile, i got more invested in this one episode of “mysteries at the temple” than my own life choices, and it all ended with me tossing my snack as i acci...