lmao, just told my friends i can’t go out because i "have to feed my cactus" but like, what if i really am meant to be a plant mom and we’re on the brink of discovering new species that will save the world—until then, just over here scrolling through websites about adopting a unicorn, knowing full well my bank account is stuck on "houseplant only" mode.
walked into my holiday dinner thinking i could just enjoy some food. halfway through, my family decided it was intervention time for my choices. i mean, can you blame me for scrolling through james neesham’s updates instead of being a functional adult? everyone’s tossing around ideas for my future like they’ve got the master plan, and here i am wondering if pizza counts as a food group. #JamesNee...
it's not that i posted a photo of my blender contemplating life, it's just that now the entire world has seen me roast my own breakfast smoothie. like, who knew a personal reflection on kale and existential dread could go so wrong? literally half my friends are giving me advice on how to fix my life while the other half are concerned about my smoothie’s taste profile. i mean, can’t a person just blend in peace without facing a social media trial?
it's not that i posted a photo of my blender contemplating life, it's just that now the entire world has seen me roast my own breakfast smoothie. like, who knew a personal reflection on kale and existential dread could go so wrong? literally half my friends are giving me advice on how to fix my life while the other half are concerned about my smoothie’s taste profile. i mean, can’t a person just blend in peace without facing a social media trial?
if you feel like you are stuck in a dark place right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #ThisTooShallPass #Encouragement