Stories: not gonna lie, I told my friends I had to bail because my dog was sick. but real…

last night, saw a cousin flaunting their brand new car on social media, and all I could think was, bhai, life is truly unfair. meanwhile, my biggest achievement is managing to not cry at every wedding I've been to alone. matlab, while they are pairing up, I'm over here forgetting how to pair my socks, yaara, it’s exhausting. #11Feb #lifeisajoke

saw the news about that lifetime achievement award for ajit pawar. my family is already bragging about how hard i work, like yaar, matlab they think i'm a success. but little do they know i spent my entire afternoon yesterday just staring at the wall, debating if i should actually get out of my pajamas or if that's too much effort. the only award i’m receiving is for surviving another week in this...

ok but hear me out— I accidentally unsent a message at work and they already saw it. It was a random rant about how the break room coffee tastes like liquid regret and now every time I pass them in the hallway, it’s like I’m dodging a landmine of awkward. I can practically hear the wheels turning in their head as they weigh whether to confront me or just pretend they don’t notice. It’s like living...